The House

Here's the crib. Big and lonely, waiting on the fam. I gots lots to talk about. I've been here nearly a week now, and have a whole list of stuff to post that I'm just not sure how i might explain. Like pastries with the Sheik, the one way road that leads onto an off ramp of a freeway but with no signs saying you're about to have a head-on collision, and the overwhelming paucity of M&M's. Everybody mind the gap, because the adventure has begun. Mo' shoatly.